mmk i thihnk im gonna go read and then sleep goodnight everyoen <33333

neoputa:

don’t get excited for your first kiss because there’s a 100% chance it’s gonna suck

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender presenting ‘Best Fight’ at the 2012 MTV MA.

“I think the way they were brought into this world was very unique and weirdly scientific, and the technology involved in it, I think, is remarkable. But it came because we really, really wanted kids. Like we really had thought it through financially, emotionally, relationship-wise. Like we didn’t just accidentally get pregnant and decide that now we need to make this work. These kids came into our world with nothing but love.”

phlynn:

americas next top cannibal

emmyc:

peterberkman:

there was a long time when i would have this gif open on a tab at all times, was always fun runnin into him

lol pete omg

it’s his little tiny “hey” wave that kills me